I... I thought it was all one big, super happy joke. Like, I thought we all agreed in the back of our minds that whenever we said "husbando," it was all in innocent, hilarious, immature jest. I thought it was like saying "I'm a secret agent/ninja/pirate/what have you," and no one was really serious about it.

Yesterday, I found myself in a conversation with a girl that, although eloquently versed, wants Grimmjaw to eat her out.

Like, sex-wise. The jaw thing.

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Sex-wise; she said "fantasy." I swear to God.

I'm sorry, but I've been kicked there, and that hurt like Hell. You want to set a goddamn bear-trap on it?!?! Holy fucking shit, lady.

And I went along with this conversation for a little while longer. At that point, I think I had to. Then I discovered she was rather serious.

I wanted to cry.

A lot.

So like... Lyserg = husbando, ya? But like... Holy shit. I can't say that now. It's not like anyone in their right minds (despite popular belief, I'm totally in my right mind, especially in my refusal to do it with someone with green fucking hair). Lyserg = Imajinerii furendo.

Or some shit like that.

I hope to God I never sounded like Mrs. Grimmjaw a minute in my life.
I do love people can have "moe" conversations with though.

But please don't get it on with 2D people. Please, guys. You'll get paper cuts where you certainly don't need them.

And then you'll be left with your dignity. Whatever's left of it.

Ladies and gents, there's a class trip to London over Spring break, and I-I have saved up enough money to pay for flight/living accomdations (I got a trust fund set up after my car accident, which is going to pay for like... 80% of it). My folks refuse to let me get a job becasue my grades happened to drop so badly curing the course of my cookie job. They made me quit that one and now I must concentrate on college.

So, last thing I need a passport, and that's like $250 apparently. That's just gross fellas, and I'll have no money at all after that.

So I can either save up my lunch money and starve, and/or start some commissions.

It's about time I've done this anyway, but huu huu.

Once I stick my PP up, I'm set to go.

Chibi (lineart): $5
Chibi (color): $10

Full body character (lineart): $10
Full Cody character (cel-shaded color): $15
Full body character (painterly color): $20

I'll post some examples later, but does this seem fair?

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Hetalia Scrapbook Project? TWO MORE SLOTS gotta be filled before the LJ community will be made and the project can begin. : )

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So err... Anyone happen to have a Livejournal?

If you do, starting today, I'm using my old account as a sketchblog. I'm going to update every day, just to put myself into some semi-serious painting practice. I'll prolly collage them all together into some doodle orgies after so many, ya? but I might not...

DEPENDS.

So if you wanna watch for that, or just add me for the Hell of it.

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Hit me up, yo, I'll add you back.

Dude, I think my hormones are trying to get me, or I have a Gordon worm in my ear of some sort. I might just need that sleep stuff. Yeah, sleep stuff. Huuuuuu...

I've been acting overboard lately, and I think I finally realized that in art, so... sorry for eating that half of your tuna sandwich, Jessica. : D It was still too yummy for you.

and I have a table for AV, and I wanna know just what I should make? Like... series-wise. I haven't watched close to anything last year or this year, besides a couple series. So errmmm...

Definitely Hetalia.

Definitely.

Just evidence to prove I'm not dead, nor have I decided to defy gravity and wined up getting sucked into space.

Stolen from
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Rules
1. Put your MP3/iPod or other device that plays music on "Shuffle."
2. For each question, skip to the next song. Whichever song appears is your answer.
3. YOU SHOULD WRITE THE NAME OF THAT SONG WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
4. Tag other people using a note (including the person that sent it to you) that you believe will have as much fun with this game as you did.

If everyone says, "Everything is well," what do you say?
Ossan Ossan Ore Nanbo- Miyavi
[[Yeah, 'cuz I totally shout out wierd Japanese gibberish to ruin a good day]]

what best describes your personality?
Last Call for a Savior (RTW version)- Breakbeat Heartbeat


What suits you today?
I Love You More Everyday- Genuwine
[[Why is this even on my iPod?]]

What is your goal in life?
Outside- Breakbeat Heartbeat
[[I get it, stop being a hermit! Hahaaaa! Good one, iTunes...]]

What is your motto?
Spontaneous Devotion- Random

What do you think about often?
Spicy Marmalade- Gravitation
[[Food? Great, so now I'm a fatass?]]

How much is 2 + 2?
Hatachi Kinenbi- Miyavi
[[I don't get math, nor do I get Japanese... Wouldn't entirely want to in this day and age either]]

What do you think of your best friend?
Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

What do you think of the person you like?
Hybrid Rainbow- The Pillows
[[But I'm STRAAAAAAIGHT! @o@]]

What is the history of your life?
Adolf- Pierrot
[[I'm part German, I guess that's close...]]

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Nintendokore- Nintendokore EP
[[An even bigger nerd than I am now.]]

What will you do when you meet the person you like?
There You'll Be- DJ Speedo
[[Run off and play DDR]]

What do your parents think of you?
Fountain of Dreams- SSBB OST

What will you dance to in your wedding?
Gariben Rock- Miyavi

What music will play during your funeral?
Onnett- SSBB OST
[[Lovin' it. Wish I could hear it when I'm there...]]

What is your pastime?
Time Limit (Piano Version)- Utada Hikaru

What is your biggest secret?
Koha Pusshuhon- Miyavi

What do you think of your friends?
Darkwave Surfer- Aural Vampire
[[Brats of a Hellish Breeeeeeeed!! <3]]

What is the worst thing that could happen?
Scream Aim and Fire- Bullet For My Valentine
[[I could get shot, yo... Fo sho...]]

How will you die?
Freeze- Aural Vampire
[[Ha! I'll get my body preserved!! That's my new plan!]]

What is the only thing you regret?
Tsuki no KAASU (Voiceless Version)- Yuki Kajiura

What makes you laugh?
Last Night- The Strokes

What makes you cry?
Tome no Jurii- Miyavi

Who will you marry one day?
The Indigo-Gos (Orchestrated Version)- Majoras Mask
[[Fish. Definitely. I'll marry a fish.]]

What scares you the most?
Devotion and Desire (Accoustic)- Bayside

Does anyone like you?
Tip Taps Tip- HALCALI

If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Virgin's High!- MELL
[[My playlist]]

What hurts you now?
Ocarina Medley (Orchestrated Version)- Ocarina of Time

What will you name this post?
Don't Stop the Music- Rihanna
[[That's it. Fuck you and your games, iTunes.]]