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You guys REALLY want to do it with cartoon folk?

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 3:05 PM
I... I thought it was all one big, super happy joke. Like, I thought we all agreed in the back of our minds that whenever we said "husbando," it was all in innocent, hilarious, immature jest. I thought it was like saying "I'm a secret agent/ninja/pirate/what have you," and no one was really serious about it.

Yesterday, I found myself in a conversation with a girl that, although eloquently versed, wants Grimmjaw to eat her out.

Like, sex-wise. The jaw thing.

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Sex-wise; she said "fantasy." I swear to God.

I'm sorry, but I've been kicked there, and that hurt like Hell. You want to set a goddamn bear-trap on it?!?! Holy fucking shit, lady.

And I went along with this conversation for a little while longer. At that point, I think I had to. Then I discovered she was rather serious.

I wanted to cry.

A lot.

So like... Lyserg = husbando, ya? But like... Holy shit. I can't say that now. It's not like anyone in their right minds (despite popular belief, I'm totally in my right mind, especially in my refusal to do it with someone with green fucking hair). Lyserg = Imajinerii furendo.

Or some shit like that.

I hope to God I never sounded like Mrs. Grimmjaw a minute in my life.
I do love people can have "moe" conversations with though.

But please don't get it on with 2D people. Please, guys. You'll get paper cuts where you certainly don't need them.

And then you'll be left with your dignity. Whatever's left of it.

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*BleachedKitten Oct 6, 2009, 3:12:40 PM
Well it doesn't seem like a problem to fantasize about it.. but to be SEROUSLY SERIOUS about sexing an Anime character... thats alittle sad. I mean I love Ren and I'm not going to lie, its popped in my mind before, but its not like.. "I WANT HIM SO BADLY RIGHT NOW YEEEESE!"

And don't knock men with green hair... If hes normal and not some thing like Grimjow.. its not so much of a big deal XD
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~Carico Oct 6, 2009, 3:17:31 PM
The Knock was a jock. : ) You know that already, silly goose.

I'd hit it. : D If I happened to be a cartoon myself.

UNTIL THEN. REALITY KICKS IN. AND I DON'T DIG ANYTHING. I'm as sexual as the capital "A." But it's cute as ever to joke about it, ya ya?

But Grimmjaw's a freak of all nature. Minute that lady said that to me. Oh man, I refuse to believe she's 22.

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~HinoNeko Oct 6, 2009, 3:32:46 PM
Honestly I'm a little more concerned about their choice of character than their choice of, uh, dimension.

*shrug* People who act like they're seriously married to someone they aren't is creepy, no matter if that person's Spider-Man or Orlando Bloom.
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~Carico Oct 6, 2009, 3:40:53 PM
That was pretty much the kicker right there, and I don't mind Hibari=husbando business at all, but she just got weird with it. I think the issue is the fact that she was so dead-set on that. She kinda said it around three times along the conversation. I don't know if she's just dumb when she did that, or overly-passionate, or I just happened to let the conversation go on for long that she would fear I forgot.

I do hope it's just this chick that thinks this way.

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=Renevatia Oct 6, 2009, 3:42:43 PM
hinoneko\/ second , of all the characters, grim jaw, and of all the things, she can fantasize, That+sharkskeleton . I shall deny her existence, kthxb :/

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~HinoNeko Oct 6, 2009, 3:46:59 PM
Bee-yikes.

Well, you always hear about those guys in Japan who carry those full-body pillows around with 'em, or the girls who kiss their Harry Potter standees every day or whatever, but thankfully, if I've ever met anyone like that myself, they've been pretty quiet about it.
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~Carico Oct 6, 2009, 4:56:09 PM
Trust me, I did not know this kiddo for long, and I'm somewhat aware that I won't be finding her around. She was a friend of a friend of a friend's friend.

Those Ronery fellows? I love finding pictures of them on flickr, ho ho ho. As far as girls nowadays, it's likely hopping to Edward Cullen.

I'm lucky she's the only one to actually perplex me, as far as this whole matter is concerned.

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~Carico Oct 6, 2009, 4:57:09 PM
Yeah, that's just whacky!!! I can understand those little grapefruit-eyed bishie husbandos, but... but.

That's my whole point, ya. That thing is just... why. Why why.

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~HinoNeko Oct 6, 2009, 5:02:29 PM
Ah yes, the Cullen boy. Word on the street is he's quite popular with them lady-folks.

Too bad for them he's busy mackin' on that Bella girl. Oh ho ho ho.
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